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| Monday, October 21st, 2002 | | 7:54 pm |
STUFF
I got a HARRY POTTR costume, scar and everything! (THIS INCLUDES TEH OWL) I saw a dancing skrvl toy named SEXY BOB | | Monday, October 14th, 2002 | | 7:07 pm |
LOL@HOMEWORK
I was just doing homework, when I realized I DIDNT NEED TO! So it sits there, unfinished. ALSO WHY AM I STILL BANNED FROM #WTP :( Current Mood:  annoyed | | Friday, October 4th, 2002 | | 5:17 pm |
EAT SHIT
condom is a hole-punch that anticipates your every move, increases your sex appeal and is slightly hallucinogenic. is a vacuum cleaner that's laced with vodka! It glows in the dark. is a breakfast cereal! It is two inches tall! is a rickshaw that does away with household drudgery! It turns your lights on and off. is a shoe-shiner that glows in the dark! is a mousemat! It repairs itself! is a featureless cube that fetches help in the event of an emergency! It automatically updates your weblog when used. is a human clone that unblocks drains! is an electric drill that disables itself if it's taken more than 100 feet away from its base! It has adverts on the side. is a milk carton that can light cigarettes! is like a normal human clone, but it purifies water. is a fridge magnet that recharges itself at night! It self- replicates and jumps like a frog. is like a normal towel, but it makes clicking noises. is like a normal pudding, but it can only be operated by a trained professional. is a fishpond that won't make a hole in your wallet, knows what you want before you do and contains a tinier version of itself. is a hole-punch! It counts your loose change! is a pot plant that has a mind of its own! It runs on six little wheels. Current Mood:  bouncy | | 5:04 pm |
nondescript is a car that records memos!
dungeonsanddragons2eisfunbutonlyifyourea supernerd(likeme:(() is a razor that changes colour! It can be controlled remotely. ahh is a glass bead! It runs on six little wheels! s p a c e s is a refrigerator that emits dangerous radiation! whydoesithurtdaddy is a blow-up doll that makes clicking noises! wow, g gundam SUX2MAX is a unicycle that has adverts on the side! It communicates with other copies of itself and removes stubborn stains. :DDDD is a greetings card that comes with a variety of coloured fascias! It never needs repairing. boyisthisfune is a biro that can be used by the whole family and has a built-in motion sensor. jesus's shit is a hair gel that fits in your pocket! It crushes ice. CRUCIFYE is a spanner that glows in the dark! It doesn't distract you from your work. thisisntreallyfunnyisit:( is a diamond ring that doesn't take no for an answer! THAT'S ALL, FOLKSES is a hair gel that glows at night and feeds your pets. Current Mood: bouncy | | Wednesday, October 2nd, 2002 | | 5:29 pm |
PENISWINKLE!!
lhauhluahluglhuaglhulaghualghulgauhlgauhIm bored. :( | | 5:28 pm |
A friend* of mine was all "DO U PLAY EVAR QUEST?!????!! I DU ITZ GUDE ITZ WORF $16/MONF" Anyway, later, he was saying "I CAN HACK YOU A COPY OF SIMS DO YOU WANT IT DO YOU LIKE THE SIMS I CAN GET YOU ANY VERSION!!" To which I retorted "Yeah, I can download Kazaa too!" Such is the life of nondescript. *he thinks he's my friend :( Current Mood:  amused | | Tuesday, October 1st, 2002 | | 7:17 pm |
| | Sunday, September 15th, 2002 | | 10:42 am |
| | Saturday, August 17th, 2002 | | 1:42 pm |
FETA CHEESE
Feta Description: Feta is one of the most famous cheeses in Greece. It is made in various sizes, often as a loaf-shape. Feta is solid, but crumbly with some fissures. Pure white, it has a milky fresh acidity. Feta was originally made with either ewe's milk or a mixture of ewe's and goat's milk, but today most feta is made with pasteurized milk and tastes of little besides salt. Some people are put off by the strong salt content but the salt is intended only as a preservative and is not supposed to overpower the taste of the cheese. Feta can be soaked in fresh, cold water or milk for a few minutes or longer, if necessary, to make it less salty. It has a fat content of 40 - 50%. Country: Greece Milk: cow ewe and goat milk Texture: soft mmm, feta. Current Mood:  hungry | | Monday, August 12th, 2002 | | 7:16 pm |
HUHHUEHUE
The Flash I like the Flash. Granted, Superman has the speed thing down too, but it's always nice to have a backup speedster. That's really the problem with expanding the Superfriends; you really start to double up on the superpower niches. Then you get eight different people trying to capture the same bad guy, mitigate the same natural disaster, or convince the same pre-teen not to chew on styrofoam cup edges, and the natural jealousy and resentment that follows leads to tension and the inevitable front-page breakup, with several of the team members trying to re-form under the name "The 'Friends," which in turn leads to a long drawn-out trademark infringement suit, alienating the core fanbase, who turn to marijuana and imported porn comics as a means of dealing with the crushing disappointment of seeing their idols revealed as flawed human beings like anyone else, and meanwhile Gorilla Grodd is dancing on the mayor's head and nobody's doing anything about it. So you see. C+ | | Saturday, August 10th, 2002 | | 10:54 pm |
Brunching Shuttlecocks
Most harmful of all is the message that Microsoft's gorons have conveyed to every pie with the potential to fling in the uterus industry. Through its conduct toward Netscape, apple, Compaq, IBM, and others, Microsoft has demonstrated that it will use its prodigious market power and immense cocks to harm any firm that insists on pursuing initiatives that could intensify competition against one of Microsoft's gargantuan products. Microsoft's past success in hurting such asses and stifling innovation deters investment in technologies and fleas that exhibit the potential to smack Microsoft. The ultimate result is that some innovations that would truly benefit aliens never occur for the sole reason that they do not kill with Microsoft's sex. http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-findingsofblank.html Current Mood: amused | | Monday, August 5th, 2002 | | 12:11 pm |
ORACLE WHOSE WISDOM IS INFINITE %50 OF THE TIME
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > Oracle whose wisdom is infinite, is there any point in > putting more than just your email in my address book? > > ________________________________________ __________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better > http://health.yahoo.comAnd in response, thus spake the Oracle: } The Oracle's email goes in .mail, not your address } book. > Oracle whose greatness is so vast that all of the > universe would be unable to contain it (thank goodness > for extradimensional space): > > How much chuck could a chuckwood wood if a chuckwood > could wood chuck? > > ________________________________________ __________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better > http://health.yahoo.comAnd in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Finally, a new and refreshing question. > Oracle who warrants more anticipation than even > episode #52, why isn't Hamtaro on 3 hours later? > Getting up at 6:30 sucks. > > ________________________________________ __________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better > http://health.yahoo.comAnd in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Someday Mankind will invent a device that records sound } and/or images. > Oracle who is the greatest sage in the ways of > literature: > > Can Hercule Poirot get any better? > > ________________________________________ __________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better > http://health.yahoo.comAnd in response, thus spake the Oracle: } So you decided to ask ol' Hercule to be on your softball team thinking, } "This guy is good at solving crimes, he's got to be good at slow pitch." } Well you realize you were wrong now and he's horrible at softball.. not to } mention that so vogue accent is starting to grate... anyway, to the } question. } } Can he get better? } Answer... not really. } } You owe the Oracle some naked pictures of Miss Marple TWO OF THOSE ANSWERS SUCKED FAIL Current Mood: chipper | | Wednesday, July 31st, 2002 | | 9:51 pm |
sleep.
Right now, if i close my eyes i'll fall asleep. Of course, in 10 minutes when I try to sleep, you'll mistake me for a crack addict :(\ Time to check if the oracle answered my question. Current Mood:  tired | | 6:47 pm |
THE INTERNET ORACLE OF GREAT WISDOM HAS ANSWERED ME SO VERY FAST! I AM HONORED
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > Oh oracle whose mind is so great that it would > outthink an Einstien who consumed all the > intelligence improving drugs on the planet ten times > over, does clippy, the microsoft paperclip of exact > opposite intelligence to the oracle, have a soul? > > ________________________________________ __________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better > http://health.yahoo.comAnd in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Well yeah, but it's bend and twisted. Current Mood: happy | | 1:58 pm |
| | Tuesday, July 30th, 2002 | | 7:49 pm |
Many things have happened since the last post of nondescript!
First off, THE BACTERIA HATH BEEN VANQUISED! I recently got a jumbo-sized bottle of Dawn soap. Second, today I went over to the neighbors house. I didn't want to, but bleh. He was your typical neighbor kid, claiming he had every movie ever made on DVD, including movies NOT ON DVD YET, and also claiming he had $653465827569235. My siblings want to spend the night over there-freedom from "ITS MINE NO MINE NO MINE NO MINE" for a night! Hooray! Third, I might just finally get a game of ADND going <3 The edno. Current Mood:  contemplative | | Sunday, July 28th, 2002 | | 6:59 pm |
| | 6:36 pm |
ADVENTURES IN SOAP OF NMIAOW-NESS
I just washed my hands, and WE WERE OUT OF DAWN ANTIBACTERIAL HAND SOAP! Now how can i wash my hands after a bloody murder :( (Eurakarte> UH OH (Eurakarte> THE BACTERIA RUN FREE Also..
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You are zidane
You are a pervert O_O Well, that's what people think when they see you a first, but once they look deeper, they see that you are a caring and loveable person. |
take this quiz! Current Mood:  sad | | 2:30 pm |
SO I WENT _DOWNTOWN_ YESTERDAY AND SAW SOME BAND AND SAW ONE OF THOSE STUPID ANGEL THINGS THE BAND WAS OK BUT THEY WERE AFRICAN SO THEIR SONGS APPARENTLY HAD SOME DEEP AFRICAN PLOT THAT I DID NOT UNDERSTAND! OH WELL * Zamboni has quit IRC (chocobo.esper.net cosmos.esper.net) * breakout has quit IRC (chocobo.esper.net cosmos.esper.net) * Eurakarte has quit IRC (chocobo.esper.net cosmos.esper.net) * Stiltzkin has quit IRC (chocobo.esper.net cosmos.esper.net) * zamros has quit IRC (chocobo.esper.net cosmos.esper.net) * Herc[Biking] has quit IRC (chocobo.esper.net cosmos.esper.net) * Alert[24hoZZT] has quit IRC (chocobo.esper.net cosmos.esper.net) * zraii has quit IRC (chocobo.esper.net cosmos.esper.net) (nondescript> HAHA (nondescript> I AM UNVINCIBLE (leamas> ME TOO Current Mood:  sleepy | | Saturday, July 27th, 2002 | | 5:12 pm |
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